Protip:

Don't expect anyone to believe that you have a girlfriend when you're at a videogame tournament. Especially if you're one of the ones running it.

They were giving out free shirts to all the girls there, and my secretary, who was one of about 3 girls there, got one. I told them I had a girlfriend I would give one to back home, and the lady just laughed and told me nobody believed me. I honestly can't blame her, but it was a cool shirt.

If any of you guys are interested in watching the stream we sometimes do, I'll put up a link for future ones.

I've been working with Focus Fire a bit lately and they are a great group of guys. You guys should definitely check out their website focus-fire.com and if you're interested in the stream that we did, the link is justin.tv/focusfirefeed/

I'm not sure that this is all that related to my blog, but if you want me to talk about more stuff like this just let me know in the comments.

Sorry Guys

   I just posted my new blog over at http://knowledgin.blogspot.com/. I think it will be a fun blog and many of you will enjoy it.
   That being said, I apologize for not updating my blog very much lately. I really want to get back into the swing of things and update more regularly. Because I haven't had a ton of ideas on what to post lately, I'll let you guys post in the comments for suggestions about what I should write about. Keep in mind though that I will most likely ignore whatever you say though and just go with something completely different when I get an idea of my own.

New Blog

   I was at the bar tonight and I realized that the shit people say there is so entertaining. So entertaining in fact that I need to share it with the rest of the world. From the dirty jokes that my 82 year old grandfather tells me to the 60 something year old lady telling me to put a bed at my office so I can give my secretary "better massages," it's all a good load of fun. Is this something you guys think you would actually read?(The blog's not actually up yet)

Aftermath of the Birthday

   I'm taking part of my lunch break to write this now. This is the first time I have been sober in a while. My Birthday was amazing for those who were wondering. Obviously there was a lot of drinking. One of the days I went to my parents house and they cooked me up some food and gave me presents and everything. Then after that some of my buddies came over and my father suggested we play some flip cup. We proceeded to get smashed playing this game. I had been drinking martinis before this and then between 6-7 of us we downed a case of beer in about 20-30 minutes. We were sad when it was gone.
   I was a bit disappointed that I didn't get laid that night, but I was probably too far gone for the girl to enjoy it anyway. Saturday was great though. I had my girl come over and she brought me all sorts of food to eat. Throughout the day we watched movies in my bed in between "celebrating my Birthday," if you know what I mean.
   Unfortunately my previous post's picture was not accurate for the parties. I forgot about trying to get a girl to let me do that. Instead though we took body shots off the girls. That is hot and it never gets old. Unless they get old I guess.
   If there are any girls reading this, just so you know, it makes it harder to take a body shot if your belly button is pierced. Plus, I'm not really into piercings all that much. I think a girl looks much better without tattoos or multiple types of piercings. I know it's a personal preference so don't start saying I have no taste in women or something. I actually know a girl that got a triforce tattooed to her back, and it was really cool. I'm pretty sure it was the whole hyrulian shield or something too.
   Most importantly I made this post to thank everyone for the Birthday wishes. I had a great time, and it's always nice to hear a happy birthday from a fellow blogger.

Stay awesome guys.

Edit because of Xenotooth: I guess I should have mentioned the streaking, so yes, I was in my birthday suit, but far too wasted to know how many people saw me. It was more of a college neighborhood, so there's a good chance that a lot of lovely ladies saw me.

Birthday

Hey guys, I'm sorry I haven't been posting much this week, but today is my birthday and it's basically a weeklong event. You may not here from me for days. I don't even know where I'll be. There will be drunken debauchery all around!

This will be happening. Except with good beer.

Advice

   One of the best pieces of advice I was ever given was to make sure to always go out in public looking presentable. You never know when the love of your life, a job opportunity, or a new friend is going to go by. I'm not saying you need to wear a suit everyday, but it does help if you do something with your scruff on your neck, and don't go out in pajamas or sweatpants all the time. People take notice of this stuff. More than you might think.
   Does someone think you're irresponsible? Dress up a little more than usual every time you see them and don't make a big deal out of it. Don't even bring it up if they don't say anything about it.
   This also helps with self-confidence. I'm sure you've noticed that when you're walking around in a suit, you feel more confident and you aren't afraid to do things that you normally wouldn't. Maybe that includes talking to a girl, or confronting a coworker or boss about something.
   Have you ever noticed how awesome Barney Stinson feels in a suit? He has 100% confidence that every girl he talks to will be interested in him. Obviously that isn't true, but his suit allows him to retain his confidence after being shot down and continue to his next target. Looking good leads to feeling good. I can promise that.

Look good, smell good, act good.

Cologne, but first Dogs

   Suits. These are a man's best friend. Don't listen to that crap about dogs being your friend. That's just nonsense. Your suit can bring you out of a bad mood, get you a job, help you meet women, and all sorts of stuff that a dog can do too, but with a lot more style. Don't get me wrong. I love dogs. I've had a few dogs, and they are my favorite kind of pet, but my suits rank way higher on my scale. Now that I got that issue cleared up, I can move onto the actual subject: Cologne. I used to use some kind of Kouros brand that I had good and bad input on from women, so I moved to a better, more businessy cologne. I found Aramis a while back, and I love it. It's extremely important to smell good. You can be the classiest, best looking guy, but if you don't have "The Smell" you could be out of luck.
   Another important aspect, in fact the most important is that a woman's sense of smell is heightened during sex. Wearing a musky cologne has actually been proven to help a girl orgasm. I don't have the link for the actual data, but I'm positive I read this back in the day. There are other good reasons to wear cologne too, but honestly, who cares? This is the best reason, so I'm not even going to go into the other ones.
   Seriously check out the Aramis cologne though. It's damn good stuff.