Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Interns

   It sounds like I'm getting an intern pretty soon. Some kid from Carnegie Mellon I guess. This is going to be great. I've never had an intern before. I don't even know how much I'm supposed to pay him. I think I'm going to make up rules at my office and pretend that it's standard procedure in any office to do something like that. I think I'm going to screw with him as much as I can without permanently damaging him. Most importantly though, at the same time I'm going to teach him the importance of wearing suits. I only have about 2 months with him, but I think that's a sufficient amount of time. Hell, it took me a weekend at most to realize the potential of suits.
   Have you guys ever had an intern? Or been an intern? Any good things I can do to mess with him? Leave some comments to let me know.

Posted by The Suit at 3:19 AM
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50 comments:

  1. gmanMay 4, 2011 at 3:25 AM

    that sounds excellent... be sure to post updates on how you use and abuse him :P

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  2. IntramanMay 4, 2011 at 3:26 AM

    i've been an intern several times, and i've always slacked my ass off. so be sure to keep this kid busy ;p

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  3. Jesse CrowsMay 4, 2011 at 3:53 AM

    i used to be an intern somewhere. i just realized how easy it is to screw with their heads LOL

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  4. TMHMay 4, 2011 at 4:15 AM

    Screw with his head reallll good. May he never be an intern anywhere else ever again lol

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  5. DeadSilenceGMMay 4, 2011 at 4:18 AM

    God forbid you try and actually teach him something =p

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  6. sewingincirclesMay 4, 2011 at 4:46 AM

    You could help him some.

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  7. kxxthanxxMay 4, 2011 at 4:56 AM

    woooooo the power! Don't you just get them to do all the work?

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  8. Mysterious StrangerMay 4, 2011 at 5:47 AM

    It's time to start parceling out every little thing into a million different errands. No mercy!

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  9. flowchillerMay 4, 2011 at 6:03 AM

    I´ve been an intern several times. Depending on your boss, it either sucks or you have a great time. Mostly, it sucked. Either way, you NEED to get your intern to wear suits all the time, plus you need to take photos of that and post them here :)

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  10. GastonMay 4, 2011 at 6:20 AM

    dude interns are just trying to do their best. Make him do whatever you don't feel like doing...it'll actually help him out.

    Be nice...i was there 3 years ago and its a tough spot to be in sometimes.

    What do you do for a living? (if it's not too much to ask)

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  11. Xzib1tMay 4, 2011 at 7:44 AM

    ^ Gaston said... What do you do for a living? (if it's not too much to ask)

    +1

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  12. CarefaceMay 4, 2011 at 8:03 AM

    Make him give you a massage or something. Haha. Youre own slave.

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  13. tommyth3catMay 4, 2011 at 9:56 AM

    Been an intern, wasn't horrible. Wasn't exactly amazing either but hey you gotta start somewhere.

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  14. AnonymousMay 4, 2011 at 10:23 AM

    At least he'll come out of this experience in a suit.

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  15. The SuitMay 4, 2011 at 10:45 AM

    Haha, before you guys think I'm terrible and going to torture the kid, let me tell you that I am actually going to make this an overall very enjoyable experience for him. I am going to mess with him a little bit though. It takes some of the stress out from a long day. As for what I do for a living, I'll make sure to mention it in my next post. I don't want to give too much away(and I want you guys to keep coming back ;P).

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  16. Juan Pablo CardenasMay 4, 2011 at 12:19 PM

    Suit him up! lol, I'm sure he'll have fun, I'm curious about what you do for a living! I'll keep visiting.

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  17. GhekoMay 4, 2011 at 12:31 PM

    The only person I was ever an intern for was my father, so I guess it was me messing with him more than anything. Definitely joke with him in some way.. will probably make him feel more relaxed in the long run.

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  18. brnMay 4, 2011 at 12:32 PM

    hahah how awesome is that.
    don't be mean to him. just treat him like your own slave. that's what i'd do....

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  19. MikeMay 4, 2011 at 12:36 PM

    Don't forget to have fun :p.

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  20. BobMay 4, 2011 at 12:46 PM

    That mug is from The Onion. I love The Onion.

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  21. AnonymousMay 4, 2011 at 12:54 PM

    hah, onion.

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  22. DuckingFickMay 4, 2011 at 1:02 PM

    I once wore a suit, it was in court, I was found guilty, not so succesful now are they

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  23. AnonymousMay 4, 2011 at 1:03 PM

    Still in college ;D never been an intern.. yet

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  24. ThorfanMay 4, 2011 at 1:03 PM

    I'm actually going to be interning at a law firm soon.

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  25. ClassicPhilMay 4, 2011 at 1:07 PM

    Don't be mean to interns!

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  26. Born_DisturbedMay 4, 2011 at 1:08 PM

    Ah the power of a good suit, sure, i have an average suit but it still does the trick

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  27. The SuitMay 4, 2011 at 1:08 PM

    Hahaha Cheese, if you had worn the suit when you did whatever it was, you may not have gotten in trouble.

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  28. AlphaMay 4, 2011 at 1:20 PM

    Power abuse, ho!

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  29. SetyMay 4, 2011 at 1:25 PM

    never had one

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  30. AnonymousMay 4, 2011 at 1:30 PM

    Tell him to do as the Onion cup tells him

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  31. AnonymousMay 4, 2011 at 1:37 PM

    nice one !

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  32. derekjayMay 4, 2011 at 1:52 PM

    Being an intern is okay as long as you eventually get an offer.

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  33. XenotothMay 4, 2011 at 2:16 PM

    And you guys are reasons why I decided to change majors and not do an internship. lol. Try not to make him hate his life too much.

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  34. CPHMay 4, 2011 at 2:41 PM

    I would love that mug. I have an intern. I call her my girlfriend, but we both know better.

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  35. LealeepoMay 4, 2011 at 2:42 PM

    I would say if he doesn't care about the importance of suits he doesn't deserve to be your intern!

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  36. The SuitMay 4, 2011 at 3:35 PM

    ^Agreed

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  37. Von BrownianMay 4, 2011 at 3:42 PM

    Make a list of rules.

    Rule #1: You must wear a suit at all times.

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  38. SinclairMay 4, 2011 at 3:44 PM

    Make him wear three suits at all times. HE WILL LEARN.

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  39. UnknownMay 4, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    You can't beat the "Best Boss" coffee mug. It's an original.

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  40. AnonymousMay 4, 2011 at 4:53 PM

    I have never had an intern. I just hope the experience is good for both of you!

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  41. Pappa PüllïMay 4, 2011 at 5:22 PM

    Once again an awesome story! Keep them good posts coming bra ;-)

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  42. BouchequettMay 4, 2011 at 6:21 PM

    Sounds excellent bro

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  43. stonedperceptionMay 4, 2011 at 9:46 PM

    haha poor intern!

    nice blog, good read, followed

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  44. I am...May 5, 2011 at 1:33 AM

    I've got a state internship coming up! I'm trying to decide if I should wear suits or just button up shirts tucked in with a tie. Advice?

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  45. ReesesXMay 5, 2011 at 2:06 AM

    Haha, poor guy, teach him well

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  46. DolaMay 5, 2011 at 4:26 AM

    javaaaaaaaaa

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  47. VenomForMassesMay 5, 2011 at 7:49 AM

    Just pay him in experience minutes.. I couldn't trade my minutes for anything even close to a cheeseburger with fries

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  48. ThorfanMay 5, 2011 at 12:45 PM

    I was also an intern at my mom's job for a summer. Everybody was pretty nice thankfully

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  49. Something WyckedMay 5, 2011 at 1:17 PM

    Anytime something important happens, send him away from the action so he never gets any actual experience. ;)

    But that would be too mean. You'd probably have to actually train him on your own time then, wouldn't you?

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  50. The Anything PlaceMay 10, 2011 at 12:20 AM

    Good luck teaching the new intern. Internship are always great experience, but the pay is always nice as well.

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