Monday, May 9, 2011

Cologne, but first Dogs

   Suits. These are a man's best friend. Don't listen to that crap about dogs being your friend. That's just nonsense. Your suit can bring you out of a bad mood, get you a job, help you meet women, and all sorts of stuff that a dog can do too, but with a lot more style. Don't get me wrong. I love dogs. I've had a few dogs, and they are my favorite kind of pet, but my suits rank way higher on my scale. Now that I got that issue cleared up, I can move onto the actual subject: Cologne. I used to use some kind of Kouros brand that I had good and bad input on from women, so I moved to a better, more businessy cologne. I found Aramis a while back, and I love it. It's extremely important to smell good. You can be the classiest, best looking guy, but if you don't have "The Smell" you could be out of luck.
   Another important aspect, in fact the most important is that a woman's sense of smell is heightened during sex. Wearing a musky cologne has actually been proven to help a girl orgasm. I don't have the link for the actual data, but I'm positive I read this back in the day. There are other good reasons to wear cologne too, but honestly, who cares? This is the best reason, so I'm not even going to go into the other ones.
   Seriously check out the Aramis cologne though. It's damn good stuff.

36 comments:

  1. Where can I buy this Aramis cologne? Dude, I bought a suit two days ago after reading this blog.

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  2. I actually put a link right up there if you guys wanted to buy it and check it out. Also, I think you might be my new favorite person Gaston.

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  3. There are unusual truths in your post. My dog did help me once or twice meet a really cute dog owner in the park, and, my ex boss loved my golden retriever.

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  4. This is very true, in fact i just missed out on a job interveiw because of what i was wearing last week.

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  5. I love my dog, but I also love getting dressed up.

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  6. Suit Up, I reckon Ill get Cologne when I am a bit older

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  7. dogs are great...but clothes are more important imo.

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  8. Aramis? I'll look into it, thanks

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  9. Too bad there is no possibility to smell something over the net... on second thought, that might very well be a blessing.

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  10. Checkin' out that link now.

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  11. I'm a Ralph Lauren Blue guy.

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  12. I might have to check out that brand! Looking for a new one!

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  13. Thanks for the recommendation! Will try that cologne methinks :)

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  14. dogs and cologne? very different xD

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  15. i have that brand! its great!

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  16. I truly wish I could wear a cologne when I am proper dressed, but I sadly suffer from hyperosmia as well as an allergy to most cologne/perfumes. Put me within 15 feet of someone wearing cologne or perfume and I start sneezing uncontrollably, my eyes begin to puff up, and my throat will become extremely itchy. I break out in rash if I attempt to wear it. Maybe some day they will create a cologne for men like myself.

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  17. Thanks, next time I'm having sex I'll spray the girl with a bottle of cologne and it will be amazing

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  18. hmm maybe ill try that cologne out

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  19. Aramis? I use Aqva, I'll get a swatch next time I'm at sephora. =)

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  20. Very interesting, thanks for the great read!

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  21. I'm a Jean Paul Gaultier man myself..

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  22. Great tip, im sure it will work thank you.

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  23. Yup as a girl I can definitely say that a nice smelling guy is so sexy.

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  24. But I love my dog :P I like your points though. Good blog, followed.

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  25. Very interesting, I will check it out I haven't invested much into colognes but my girlfriend loves when I wear some.

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  26. Lets put a toast for this post. Much truth in it.

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  27. I've never been a big dog fan anyway. Onwards to the suit.

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  28. thanks for the tip. i'm going to look for this cologne. and this post reminds me that i HAVE to buy a suit...

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  29. Hey, i use aramis. The anti persperant nearly killed me the first time i used it. awesome smell though.

    it's the smell of success

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